GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE DECEMBER 11, 1998

CLASSIFIEDS

Help Wanted

Mail Handlers Needed Seeking motivated and hardworking people to work part-time or on an on-call basis. $5.15/hour. Start work immediately! Call Mary Ann at 216631-8646.

Advertising Sales

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The Chronicle is seeking responsible, motivated go-getters to sell advertising for Ohio's largest gay, lesbian newspaper. Experience preferred but if you're dependable and a self-starter, training is available. For an interview call David Ebbert at 216-631-8646.

Arts Lovers

Placing a Classified in the Gay People's Chronicle

Classified ads received with payment by 3 pm on Friday will be included in the next issue. Ads are 75¢ per word, minimum $15, for each issue the ad appears in. A headline is $5.00 per line extra and can have 25 characters per line, including spaces (22 if all capital letters). The $15 minimum can be any combination of ad text and headlines. Ads without headlines will have the first words boldfaced. Number groups, such as phone numbers, count as one word. Hyphenated terms (for example, 20-word or lesbian/gay) count as two. When in doubt, count it. No sexually explicit ads accepted. Make check or money order payable to Gay People's Chronicle, or use MasterCard or Visa. Credit card orders can be sent by fax to 216-631-1052, or by phone to 216631-8646, toll free 800-426-5947. Headline (optional)

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The Cleveland Ballet is in need of phone operators for our annual fundraiser. Earn $8-$15 per hour. Call 216-426-2500 x 2621. Free tickets, eve/weekend hours. (26)

Akron-Car lot help. Dependable with clean driving record. This job will involve some cleaning. Will train. 330-836-9192 or 330-745-0066. Full/ part-time available.

For Sale

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'80 VW Rabbit, 2 door hatchback, 4 speed, 135k, good engine, needs front end work. Kentucky car not much rust. Best offer. 216-671-2137.

Mail Order

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Services

Relieve Stress & Aching Muscles Licensed Massage Therapist, Elizabeth Leonard. 614-299-0930.

Acting Out

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual,

and Transgendered Lives

This spring 1999 workshop will benefit a broad audience: gays, lesbians, and other sexual minorities as well as their families, friends, coworkers, and employers. Participants will gain a theoretical understanding of gay and lesbian issues and the major lacunae in the study of queer issues. Gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered participants will learn to understand their own lives, past and future; their families, friends, coworkers, and employers will learn to understand and communicate with sexual minorities.

Tuesdays, February 9 April 27 6-9:10 p.m.

3 undergraduate credit hours, $643.50 3 graduate credit hours, $684.75 Parking, $15

To register or for more information, call the College of Continuing Studies at (330) 672-3100, toll-free in Ohio at (800) 672-KSU2, or visit our web site at www.kent.edu/sociology/Rjohnson/ Actingout.

Kent

STATE UNIVERSITY

Help Wanted

Please check one category for your ad:

Mail Order

Business Opportunities For Sale Roommates For Rent Services Real Estate Auto Wanted Erotica

Classifieds are 75° per word for 1 issue. Frequency discounts available: 70c per word for 2 issues. 65c per word for 3 issues and only 60c per word for 4 issues!

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Mail to: Chronicle Classifieds

P.O. Box 5426. Cleve, OH 44101

We cannot print your ad without the following information:

Name (For contact only).

Address-

City

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+ Headline = $

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VISA

MasterCara WE NOW ACCEPT MASTERCARD & VISA!

Mastercard

Card Number:

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Signature

Please PRINT name as it appears on card.

Visa

Expiration Date

Payment must be made is full before ad can run. No refunds. $25 fee for returned checks.

MASSAGE:

For the health of it! Experience the benefits of a full body massage in the privacy of your home. For info or appt, call 330-504-7150. (Akron area)

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Discount Waterproofing Highest Quality, Lowest Prices, Lifetime Warranty. Financing available. 216-360-0965 (25)

Curbside

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Free Recorded Message Reveals how to save thousands when hiring a remodeling contractor! Expert reveals secrets many contractors won't tell you. For details call 800279-1313, 24 hours, for free recorded message. (25)

Housecleaning available in Concord and Painesville areas only. Call Ray at 440-358-9310. Nude housecleaning also available. No calls accepted after 9pm. (25)

SO, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?

THANKS, I THINK...... YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT...MAYBE MY PROBLEM ISN'T SO MUCH THE LANGUAGE AS IT IS THE CONTENT.. •GOD KNOWS THE WORLDIS A DEPRESSING ENOUGH PLACE ALREADY. MAYBE I COULD SELL SOME WORK IF I TRIED SOMETHING...LIGHTER IN TONE.....

* THINK? ABOUT WHAT?

Real Estate

New! Ohio City, 1911 W. 54th Street. Call for appointment. Charming 2 bedroom/1 bath, renovated, new roof '97, new kitchen/bath '96. Hardwood floors, updates throughout, lots of living space, deep lot,1 car garage, full basement, security, glass block, excellent home! $64,900. 216-961-6563. For sale by ownercall for private showing. (25)

For Rent

Northern Ohio

Poe Avenue, off Fulton Road, near Zoo. 3 bedroom, fenced in yard, no dogs. $650/per month + security. 216-961-6086. (25)

West Blvd. duplex, 3 bedrooms, new appliances, walk-up attic, full basement, garage space, washer/ dryer hook-ups. Available now. $625/per month + deposit. 216-939-0189. (26)

W. 90th, 2 family down, 5 rooms, carpeting, creative kitchen, porch, yard, basement. $410/per month security. 216-651-3301. (25)

8810 Rosewood Ave near Turney & Garfield Blvd. 2 bedroom down, attic & basement space. Laundry hook-ups. Garage, stove, or not. $450/per month (28) + deposit. After 6pm 216-883-7433.

Responsible single or couple. Rent 2 bedroom up refurbished apartment. Fleet Ave area. Close to downtown via 1-77. $365/per month + security deposit. Leave message, 216-491-1779. (26)

1 and 2 bedroom apartments. Fireplaces, hardwood floors, crown moldings, overlooking courtyard. Laundry facilities on premises. Includes water and heat. $375-$500/per month. 8009 Lake Ave. Cleveland. 440-576-0068 or 888-620-0751.

Dance Studio space available. Ideal for seminars and exercise classes. Competitive rates. Call Mary Kay at 216-221-0936 or 216-228-7869. (25)

Roommates

Northern Ohio

Roommate wanted to share home near Tri-C/W and Parma Town. New 3 bedroom home. Includes kitchen, washer/dryer, fire place, and 3 car garage. $400/per month + security. Must be responsible. Pager 216-766-0223. (26)

GWM roommate wanted for furnished suite in historic Heights home. Non-smoker, no pets. All utilities except phone and cable. $375/per month plus deposit. Call Bob at 216-932-8075. (26)

Erotica

Erotica classifieds are on page 25

ABOUT THE STORY OF MINE I GAVE YOU THIS MORNING! GEEZ, NATHAN! WHAT ELSE?

BY ROBERT KIRBY

COGENT

AW CMON,DREW, ANALYSIS. YOU KEEP GIVING ALTHOUGH ME ALL THIS

I GOT A BIT BORED BY THE END

REAL SERIOUS STUFF TO READ AND IT'S JUST NOT MY THING! BUT I STILL THINK YOU'RE GOOD!

он,

THAT.

IT-IT

WAS OK..

HMM... THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE YOU'RE MAKING SEASE... IN FACT, I THINK YOU AND YOUR BAND COULD BE MY NEW ROLE MODELS... YOU AREN'T TRYING TO BE "SMART" OR "RELEVANT YOU JUST GO ON OUT THERE AND TRY TO ENTERTAIN... YOU DON'T CONCERN YOURSELVES WITH ART" OR EVEN TECHNICAL SKILL..

THAT'S WHAT I'M

UT... IT'S JUST

ERIOUS AND ALL....

THE WAY YOU PUT THE WORDS I MEAN... YEAH, I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE WEWAIT A MINUTE! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!